S.A.S.

Players

How did you think of your team name?

Either, 1. Looking at news from Afghanistan or 2. Scandinavia's Assault on Scotland

Do any of the players have a claim to fame?

Joern Heiersjoe. Captain . Has never stopped bragging about the fact that he used to play on the same team as John Carew when he was 17. He could of course become just as good as John, but chose the academic route of economics instead. Why - we'll never know ..a great football player that hates to loose Eirik Lian . Manager. Having been a cross country skier for 13 years, he doesn't really have anything to do at a football field. But his multitalent proves that anything is possible for this young man.. Best without the ball. Frode Langeland . Topscorer. This man will give you all he has. Tears, blood, laughter - once he's warmed up there's really nothing to stop this young fella..Watch out for the quiet one! Anders : wants to be top scorer, but isn't..Dandy Boy - as he prefers to be called - claims that he's been a first division player in Norway, but has no proof of this. But with thiose good looks and a fantastic style, he always manages to keep those goals rolling in. A truly great player that one day will be top scorer. Thomas Loekting . Thomas is a look-a-like of Robbie Williams, and as a result, girls always gather around him. Know this guy, and you'll be sure to meet some good looking girls. Just be careful he doesn't drink you under the table - you might end up with a broken chin. Thomas is the technician and the brain of SAS. Anders Holte . Don't piss off this guy. He has a black belt in karate, Ju-Jitsu and ninchaccho, and a great knowledge of many great eastern fighting sports. Anders will always be there for SAS. SAS is his life. And in the weekends you'll see him running around Arthurs Seat to get into great shaope for the big Wednesday match. Together with Eirik, he is also best without the ball, but the main strategy is to distract the other teams and wear them out. SAS, the winning formula.

What nationalities play for your team?

Pure Norwegian Viking Blood

What football teams to you support?

SAS love themselves, and Rosenborg Ball Klubb, Vaalrenga, Stroemmen, Liverpool. SAS hates the Marshall Helpers. They are a team of lazy losers. And they are pretty ugly too. Especially that Kjetil guy.

Will you win the league?

Yes - we are better than Marshall Helpers and they claim they're the best.

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